Collin & Greg

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After watching every episode of Ken Burns’ “Baseball”, having no desire to live in or possessing any friendliness towards the filthy, soul-crushing city of Los Angeles, and being genuine baseball fans, Collin & Greg of CollinandGreg.com fame would like to publicly buy the Dodgers and bring them back to their rightful home in Brooklyn, NY. This is not a gag. This is not an act of rabble-rousing. This is the greatest public acquisition of a private entity in the United States since TARP but with better and more tangible results.

Since Collin & Greg are not above high-brow humor, here our attempt to please the monocle-wearing, New Yorker reading, pinky-up dry martini crowd that rarely gets spoken for on this blog. Salutations to Kenneth for making this short gem possible.

We had to buy a bookshelf — in the gayest way possible.  Special thanks to Heather and Jovan for getting this gay house built.

Hello fans.

It’s been a while but Collin & Greg have been busy doing a lot of the following:

Which often leads to the following:

But it’s time to get sober and get busy! Videos are going to be coming like a porn star so get ready and thanks for sticking around.

This week, Collin travels to Philadelphia to tackle the Pat’s and Geno’s cheesesteak challenge. Will he succeed? Does he ever?

Collin & Greg would like to extend our best wishes to you and yours on this joyous time when we celebrate the calendar turning over to a new year and the confusion that comes in the coming months when filling out the date on checks and other documents. Oh, no, it’s 2011 now! You wrote 2010. How silly of you.

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We could make a funny description of this video but we’re strung out on Four Loko.  Viewers be warned: you may want one of these after watching this.

More like, GAY!  Anybody else think the new Denzel/Chris Pine movie looks a little light in the…whatever train conductors wear on their feet?  Anyway, here ya go.  Sorry for the wait.

Ever play the board game Battleships as a kid?  Ever wonder what it would be like if you played it with hard liquor and beer?  Well guess what — God listened.

Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists fame sat down with Collin & Greg to discuss his life and music. And then he said he’d visit the site. Let’s see how long it takes for him to respond to this video–hopefully he bings himself regularly. Ted Leo, Ted Leo, Ted Leo!